E|-----2---3---5-------2--3-(5)--|
B|-----3---3---6-------3--3--6---|
G|-----2--(4)-(5)------2-(4)-5---|
D|-0-0---0---0---0-0-0--0---0--0-| (repeat x4)
A|-------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------|

D5   Cadd9    E5    A-Asus4-A-ASus4    x2       

(continue A-Asus4-A-Asus4 throughout song)

[verse 1]

    D5     Cadd9       E5      A        D5   Cadd9  E5   A
The weightlifter and a library tech you know
D5    Cadd9  E5             A      D5   Cadd9  E5   A
Made a big decision in the magazine row
      D5     Cadd9     E5              A      D5   Cadd9  E5   A
I'll open my catalogue just enough to let you in
     D5 (N.C.)                          D5  Cadd9 E5  A
And she'll drop beers like you drop vitamins

[chorus]

F5                                     D5
Did you ever never wanna let somebody down?
F5                                           E5                A
Was you ever thinking that you'd be Cathy's clown now she's around

[verse 2]

    D5      Cadd9         E5             A          D5  Cadd9  E5   A
The protein pills and the g-strings you left in her flat
    D5   Cadd9     E5              A       D5  Cadd9  E5   A
Are just enough to get your dewey decimal back
D5         Cadd9     E5             A          D5  Cadd9  E5   A
Lift her to work, before your daily workout begins
     D5 (N.C.)                          D5  Cadd9  E5   A
And she'll stack up like you stack vitamins

[chorus]

[outro]

D5  Cadd9  E5  D#5     x8

Dmaj7

E|----------------------|
Requested by Bob Mileo