Sorry I fucked your friend and finished on her ass
Sorry that you found out from a student in your class
Sorry 'bout your cousin Jane, sorry I jacked her off
It was all we did I swear, I was drunk, my dick got soft

I'm fuckin' it up by fuckin' around
You're the only thing good in my life, don't leave me now
I'm riskin' it all just to get my dick wet
I won't fuck this up no more, I swear, don't leave me yet

I guess you heard about the stories from the tour
The dick suckin', the back yard fuckin' and all them dirty whores
So I guess you heard about the three-way with your sis
You shoulda seen the other guy when I finished on his chest

I'm fuckin' it up by fuckin' around
You're the only thing good in my life, don't leave me now
I'm riskin' it all just to get my dick wet
I won't fuck this up no more, I swear, don't leave me yet

I swear I'm gonna change
I swear I'm gonna change
I swear I'm gonna change

So I heard about the guy who knocked you up
Heard it was a great big weddin' and you two had a son

I fucked it up by fuckin' around
Yeah, the only thing good in my life has left me now
I risked it all just to get my dick wet
Was it worth it? I guess not, but shit I tried my best

I fucked it up
I fucked it up
I fucked it up
All I do is fuck it up