My party life
Traded in for a kid and a wife
No more being alone
I got a home
'Stead of sex with whores
I wake you up girl, when you snore
Instead of bangin' sluts
Wipe the baby's butt

Now we do

Anal and the dishes
Sunday shoppin' with them Walmart bitches
Dinner back at home
Then at night, I stretch out your tight, tight butthole
Anal and the dishes
Sunday shoppin' with them Walmart bitches
Dinner back at home
Then at night, I stretch out your tight, tight butthole

Cocaine days are gone
Now I get high from mowin' the lawn
'Stead of Waylon songs
Now we watch rom coms
No more Jim Beam shots
Rather wait in the Kmart lot
Fill the SUV
With Huggies, Charmin and Vaseline

And we do

Anal and the dishes
Sunday shoppin' with them Walmart bitches
Dinner back at home
Then at night, I stretch out your tight, tight butthole
Anal and the dishes
Clippin' coupons, and makin' wishes
Sunday night at home
Go to town, girl on your tight, tight butthole

Do I miss that road?
Drunk as hell bein' a horny toad
This life is better for my health
Or so I tell myself

Plus, now I do

Anal and the dishes
Shoppin' with them Walmart bitches
Dinner back at home
Then at night, I stretch out your tight, tight butthole
Anal and the dishes
Sunday dinner at Garth and Trisha's
Then we drive on home
And I cry and ram you in your tight, tight butthole