Birthday cake and Hendrick’s gin
Feels like I got here a whole lot quicker
Than I thought I would when I was a kid
Thought I’d feel older, thought I’d be rich
But it’s take-out pizza and boxed red wine
Two digits in the bank any given time
Paying taxes sure is a bitch
Thought I'd be married, thought I'd have kids

Ooh, ooh, I thought at 24
I’d have my shit together more

This is my quarter-life crisis
Yeah, I'm a mess, but I'm still smiling
Trying to grab the bull by the horns and ride it in
Nothing makes sense, but I think I like it
This is my quarter-life crisis

It's seven roommates in a four-bedroom
My friends got jobs straight out of school
I'm spending more than my minimum wage
Waking up early, staying out late

Ooh, ooh, maybe by 28
I'll feel like I've found my place

This is my quarter-life crisis
Yeah, I'm a mess, but I'm still smiling
Trying to grab the bull by the horns and ride it in
Nothing makes sense, but I think I like it
This is my quarter-life crisis

Ooh, ooh, I thought at 24
I’d have my shit together more
But I'm eating leftovers on my living room floor

This is my quarter-life crisis
Yeah, I'm a mess, but I'm still smiling
Trying to grab the bull by the horns and ride it in
Nothing makes sense, but I think I like it
This is my quarter-life crisis