Well there's a lady who lives upstairs from me
Keeps her tv on to loud
And at night when she goes to sleep
All the cats they dance around
Well they really must have a rocking joint
Cause' you can hear them sing along
The music goes on all night long
And some times straight on till dawn

Chorus
And it's a cool - cool cat party
Going over my head

Well there's a big cat there named monster man
And his jobs to greet the guests
He chases all the mice away
And he eats up all the rest
Well there's a kitty there named sassy
And she makes a killer sound
You should hear here scream like a mean old queen
When she blows that funk around

Well i finally threw my bathrobe on,
And i went and ran upstairs
I said "hey monster, would you let me in" ?
He said " i can't cause' you're a square".
Well you better not say that twice to me man
Cause i'm a tijuana dog
Saw my guitar - threw the door ajar,
Said "i knew it all along".