If you're anything like me
Then you'll be going mad
Inside the four walls that you pay a modest rent for

If you're anything like me
Or anything like you claim to be
Then you'll be only two steps from my front door

It might sound stupid
But you're just a bit too good
You held my hand and something clicked in my brain
And I knew I'd never feel the usher hold up and again

And if you're anything like me
If you're anything at all like me
Then you'll be wondering what to do right now

Oh my eyes well up
The tears sink up
With the kettle boiling, the kettles boiled
And everything is back to normal now

Oh my eyes well up
The tears sink up
With the kettle boiling, the kettles boiled
And I know its all back to normal now

For old times sake
I'd like to see you one more time
But get this straight
It can never be permanent

The type of miscreant I need
Should turn up oh so easily
And people like me
We should never be too happy

You made me too happy
You made me too happy