Boys 'R Us, Boys 'R Us!
Boys 'R Us, Boys 'R Us!
Boys 'R Us, Boys 'R Us!

Boys Keep Swinging,
And The Telephone Is Ringing
Always On The Night,
When We Are Practicing Our Singing!!
Boys Keep Playing
And Don't Mean What They're Saying
They Always Make Us Role With Laughter
'Cause We Know What They're Really Like

Chorus
Don't Give A Dame What You Might Say
We're Gonna Go Out Anyway
Don't Give A Dame What You Might Say
We're Gonna Go Out Anyway
Boys 'R Us!
We Use To Deny It,
Now We're Dying To Try It
Boys 'R Us!
We Can't Get Enough Of A Little Bit Of Rough

They're Loud, They're Rude
And Always Very Cruel
And The Stupid Things They Say
When They Shouldn't Be Excused
The Lies They Tell
We Wish They'd Go To Hell
Are We Sinking
Are We Swimming
Boys Keep Swinging

Chorus x1

Ah Ha Ha
Boys...Boys...Boys...