Relieving her tension in an exciting new way,
She watches the screen to learn her posture today,
You can learn so much, and shes learning the facts,
Bending Over, Arching Backs, Pelvic Thrusts and now relax.

Inhale, Exhale, Up and Down,
Press your palms into the ground,
Swaying bodies left and right,
Soothing her all through the night,
She's got a hot date with Master Yoga.

She's learnt all her words and her fancy terms and names,
And she loves to unwind to his heavy breathing games,
As the days go by she can improve on her trance,
And she learns the moves to his sordid dance,

Inhale, Exhale, Up and Down,
Press your palms into the ground,
Swaying bodies left and right,
Soothing her all through the night,
She's got a hot date with Master Yoga.

Let it flow, Let it flow,
Go on let yourself go,
Only Master Yoga's gonna ever know,
Only Master Yoga's got this power to heal,
Yeah, that's Master Yoga, it's more than spirits he feels.

After a bottle or two, anything is believed,
He tells her to strip to make her tension relieved,
As the hours wear on and the day becomes night,
He takes her to his bedroom and he turns off the light.

Inhale, Exhale, Up and Down,
Press your palms into the ground,
Swaying bodies left and right,
Soothing her all through the night,
She's got a hot date with Master Yoga.
She's got a hot date with Master Yoga.
She's got a hot date with Master Yoga.