I am destroyed!
Do-do-do-do doggie now!

A lot has happened to me darling take a seat
Lets censor parts of my story cuz this ain’t neat, woo-ooh!
I was placed inside this body by some doctors
Thanks to my mom, who signed papers with these mockters

I am sure that I wanted to act correctly
This is the truth, and I am looking at you directly

I am destroyed!
Do-do-do-do doggie
I am destroyed!
Do-do-do-do doggie now!

I am mistreated and misguided by this CatNap,
Hey Dogday, you are a heretic
That is what he said!

Then... he... cut... my... legs!

I am sure that I wanted to act correctly
This is the truth, and I am looking at you directly

I am destroyed!
Destroyed!
A destroyed doggie doggie doggie doggie now!