Deck the halls with the testicles of a jolly man
Wreck the walls within my brain of how it began
I can not just let it be
That fucker destroyed my family
Now I sit and I wait and I plan

Jingle jangle jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to slay!

Memories of a simple time inside my home
There they were on the kitchen table all alone
Mama's head moving all around
The fat man said: Keep going down
Kissing underneath the mistletoe

Silent night, a deadly night for me!
In my head it's laughing at me

And I'm stuck here in a padded room
Dreaming daily of your doom
Sanity left on the short bus
But I hope you have a hell of a Christmas!
Dreaming of my enemy
Crucified upon a tree
Deck the halls with your jolly nuts
I want to give you a hell of a Christmas, man

Fantasizing of a head upon a stick
Wrap the intestines all around my bloody dick
I'll wear his face just like a mask
Shove a candy cane right up his ass
I wonder why the doctors think I'm sick?

Walking in this twisted wonderland
You'll never catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!

And I'm stuck here in a padded room
Dreaming daily of your doom
Sanity left on the short bus
But I hope you have a hell of a Christmas!
Dreaming of my enemy
Crucified upon a tree
Deck the halls with your jolly nuts
I want to give you a hell of a Christmas, man

The day has finally come
It's time to go home

Cut the throat of everyone in front of me
Now I'm on the run with a scalpel up my sleeve
I told them I had to get away
But they all said I had to stay
Now they know why I shouldn't get too angry

Santa Claus is coming into town!
Gotta find a way for him to be found!
Getting close to home and I'm hyper now!

I was stuck there in a padded room
Dreaming daily of your doom
Now I'm coming home on a bus
I want to give you a hell of a Christmas!
Hunting of my enemy
To crucify upon a tree
And deck the halls with your bloody nuts
I want to give... I want to give you

I want to give you a hell of a Christmas
I want to give you a hell of a Christmas
And deck the halls with your bloody nuts
I want to give you a hell of a Christmas, man